One of my friends (who Mr. Bean and I are being MC’s for – more on that later) who is also getting married this summer is having her lingerie party tonight. For such events, I usually try to hand draw an interesting card for the recipient. For my friend’s lingerie shower in December, I drew a picture of inspired by this: Scroll Down to “Hermione has Issues”. (It’s in 2006, about 2/3 of the way down that list.) Who can resist the lure of “Seduce, like whoa”? Unfortunately I didn’t get a scan of that card, but I did scan today’s card.

At my shower discussion night, we talked about dominatrixes a fair amount. Thus, I thought it would be only suiting to give my friend a card with one on it – especially since she’s not the most likely contender to be one

Sexy, no? Please excuse my novice drawing abilities. One the inside I was thinking of writing:

Friend,

Don’t worry, the only leather and whip you’re going to get (from us!) is on this card. We hope you like your gift!

We’re really excited for you and your fiance! All the best,

Miss Bean & Sister Bean.

What do you think? What kind of gag presents have you given your brides-to-be friends?