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Recaps: The Reception Part 1

After our photos in Bowness Park, we drove to the hotel for the reception. Before we headed into the room, we had a bathroom break. (And yes, I did sit backwards on the toliet and I only needed one person – my sister – to hold my dress.) We also removed my veil as I didn’t want to have the whole head yanked back when I hugged people. My head and neck thanked me the whole night!

My brother and cousin Dave were our MCs. They’re very comical guys, especially when they are together.

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(On the left is Dave, on the right is John)

As we came into the room, they announced each member of the bridal party with a little blurb (real or not) about them. I wish I could remember them as they were quite funny!

Here comes the bridal party:

19053562Laurel and Ken (Their’s is the wedding where Mr. Bean and I were both MCs.)

19063573Heather and Vince

19063583Anne and Trevor

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And last but not least – us! Let’s get this party started!

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… or at least your girlfriends.

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s true!!!

Have you ever been guilty of any of these? I know I am. Especially “Fine,” “Nothing,” and “That’s Okay.” Perhaps I should show this to Mr. Bean to stop the disconnect?

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