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… or at least your girlfriends.

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s true!!!

Have you ever been guilty of any of these? I know I am. Especially “Fine,” “Nothing,” and “That’s Okay.” Perhaps I should show this to Mr. Bean to stop the disconnect?

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Recaps: And They’rrrre Off!

After we proceeded down the aisle, we headed to our getaway car which was conveniently parked right outside the church doors (more or less). I was very adamant that we not have a receiving line right after the ceremony because saying “hi” to 150+ people does not go by quickly! (We had pictures to go and take!)

So instead, we first stood around (looking very pretty, of course!):

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Note: Here you can see how tightly my dress was tied up and it was still a bit too loose around the waist/hips. I guess I should have gotten the smaller size. Oh well!

Then wrote our new marital status on the back on Mr. Bean’s car (just like facebook!):

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Then greeted a few people:

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Struck a few poses:

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And were ready to go get pictures taken! (And of course, start our new lives together!)

Random Note: The title of this post is what the guy who used to announce the Chuck-wagon Races at the Calgary Stampede. He’s so cool.

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I’m on hiatus at this moment (studying for my last exam – woo!) but when I saw this in the comics this morning, I couldn’t resist:


 BC comic, April 27, 2008

 

 

Isn’t it just great to be a woman?

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